Is Particle Collision Responsible for Me, My Madness and My Vacuum Cleaner?

Menopause is a terrible thing!


Oh yes!

I had great fun creating my first blog and felt very proud of myself, however I even let a couple of friends know I had created myself this space and was crowing quietly to myself so imagine my dismay when I realised I had actually registered for this service with an email address that simply doesn't exist - So how do you verify your account if you can't collect the emails sent to you? And what's more it seems blogger is designed to confound old ladies like me by having the equivalent of one of those telephone automated systems except in the cyber world this equates to a list of questions, to which I couldn't possibly know the answer! Do you use Ork or something? Huh? I thought they were creatures in Lord of the Rings?

Anyway, I have struggled through the form when all I really needed was a nice box in to which I could write -

Dear Mr or Mrs Blogger controller

I am so very sorry but I am quite menopausal at the moment and as a result have entered the wrong email address, which means I can't authenticate my email address and what's more I seem to have forgotten my password (which as you'll realise if you are still reading I have now remembered!) and I need you to either write to me at my proper email address or let me change it myself on the blog, if you'd be so kind

Yours very sincerely
Mizzie the Mad Meno Meanie

But oh no! I have to answer questions I don't know the answers too that don't seem to have any relevance to me about software applications that mean nothing all because I am menopausal and can't remember my own email address.

Is there any hope?

Add to that - I am still trying to appreciate exactly why I am so perturbed about the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER which they switched on a week a go and whilst rejoicing about the fact I have 't disappeared in to a man made black hole I have grave suspicions it's a bad idea to be doing what they are doing and to top the lot! My vacuum cleaner which is fairly new, cost £300 and is one of those marvellous bagless confections has stopped sucking - ever since I had Mr P the Mad Meno Meanie's Mate, 'service it' because it wasn't sucking as well as it used too last weekend. Now it's not sucking at all and I personally think it'll be something to do with the changed ionic particles smashing together under the Swiss French border as a result of them switching on that infernal particle collider.

Now before the email to the right email address has been recieved, I have had a lightbulb moment and remembered my password (which I probably knew all along but was putting in the wrong email address) and Mr or Mrs Blogger controller will think I am an imposter and quarantine my account or something

Oh but for a simple life!