What On Earth Am I Doing Here?

I NEED A DIARY

I need a public space!

I need a place to vent my spleen.

Somewhere to have a little fun and perhaps make others smile, just because they can identify with my musings. I can't decide if I am mad or malicious or just down right menopausal, hence the title of my blog:

The Musings of Mizzie the Mad Meno Meanie!

You see, most of the time I am not a mad meanie at all but as I age and get older. As I get fatter and no longer could be described as fitter. As my dinner doesn't seem to digest the way it used too and other things seem to go outrageously over the edge, not least my opinions! Well, I thought I'd share them as I simply don't seem to be able to keep them to myself.

My thoughts are no longer my thoughts - they spill out of my mouth and sometimes, (but only ever afterward) do I find my self spluttering on what I just heard - Meno means it can take a moment or two for you to register that the reason everyone is standing around motionless with their mouths open is YOU

I don't imagine anyone will be in the least bit interested in what I have to say but I just thought I'd like to say it out loud - shout, be proud and maybe others out there will identify with my sentiments and feel just that little less alone.

Welcome to the world of Mizzie the Mad Meno Meanie